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Riley's Night Job

The Life of Riley · August 27, 1948 · 29 min · 4,308 words

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Radially lovely presents the Life of Riley with William Bandic's as Riley. Riley! Now we haven't seen the Riley's all summer and as we look in on them we find that this is an important day in the Riley household. The whole family, wife, peg and children, junior and babs have been looking forward to this day of days with eager anticipation. And as Chester

Riley enters his home. Hey, the Lord Monster is home. Oh, Riley, darling. Hello, Peg. Here's a kiss for you. Well, some kiss, Dumplin, you never forget when it's payday. Right. How can you say a thing like that?

I don't kiss you just because it's payday. Hand it over. Wait a minute, let me get through the door. Come on. Come on. Relax, Peg. Relax. I'm not running away. I'm stuck with you for life, sweetheart.

Well, uh, why all this darlin'? Riley, nothing's happened to your... happened I got all the dough right here see 56 bucks 56 but you get 59 oh yeah well you see on my way home I happened oh Riley you didn't go and buy another one of your foolish gadgets but this is something we need oh we're up to our

neck and unpaid bills and you go and squander three dollars I didn't squander it with this thing I bought we won't have to worry about them bills we owe What did you buy? A rubber stamp marked paid in full. Every bill comes in we stamp it quick. Now you take back what you said about me being foolish. Chester

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