Uncle Baxter Returns - Scholarship

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Radiantly lovely presents the life of Riley with William Vendig's as Riley. Tonight we turn the clock back to December 1941. A fateful year when the jabs swoop down on Pearl Harbor. And Baxter turned bold.

Mrs. Riley's smooth swab and slightly shifty uncle swoop down on the Riley household. Uncle Baxter, hail nephew, or don't move. Pray let these old eyes of mine feast upon you. You came to eat off me again.

There I come but for a brief and fleeting moment the Japanese have solid my country's flag. I go to join the regiment. A jeep will call for me within the hour. Oh, well I'll go backster until the jeep comes.

This is your home. 1943, for two years the war has raged. I'll go backster. When is that jeep coming to pick you up? Patience me boy. Ike is saving me for the big push. Now don't disturb me, Riley. I'm trying to decide where to open the second front.

The Balkan, Italy, France. Again, I must decide upon my jumping off place. Please, Baxter, please make it from this house. 1945, V-Day, and at long last after four anguished years, the war is over. Riley, great news. My jeep has arrived.

I go to join my regiment. Fair wets. Goodbye, Baxter. It's about time you went. There, then, have you courage? I am but a simple soldier. I was not the reason why I was but to do or die.