Gambling Doesn't Pay

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She runs for beautiful smiles at D E L T L and just for laughs it's R I L E Y Riley in the life of Riley For Chester a Riley life is a bowl of cherries, but every once in a while he chokes on one of the pits For instance the other day Riley learned that his 13 year old son Junior has been gambling on the slot machine in the

Backroom of Mike's cigar store Right now Riley is entering the cigar store in an effort to catch junior in the act Oh boy, I win again. Gee, two nickels. Ah ha, so here you are.

Pause. So I caught you red-handed. Dambler away my hard-earned money. I'm shocked, Junior. Relax, Pause. I'm ahead fifteen cents. Yeah, sure. That's the way it starts. Believe me, son, there's no security in a gambler's life.

One day you'll have a million dollars and everything is great. And the next day you'll lose it, and I'll have to go back to work. What a disgrace. If you want extra money, ask me for it.

Yesterday I asked you ten times. That's another reason you will never be a success. You ain't persistent enough. What are you so desperate for money for all of a sudden? Well, it's my girl Marilyn's birthday and I haven't got any dough to buy her a present.

And that's no excuse. When I was caught in your mother and I had to buy her a present, and I didn't play no slot machines. I didn't play cards. I didn't shoot dice. She just did without a present.