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Giant Easter Bunny
The Life of Riley · April 20, 1946 · 27 min · 3,707 words
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Teal for a beautiful smile, the life of Riley for laughs. Teal, T-E-E-L, teal, the amazing liquid Dennifress. That's it. T-E-E-L. The amazing liquid Dennifress brings you the life of Riley with William Bendix as Riley.
Trends for a beautiful smile that's T-E-E-L, teal, and just for laughs, it's all right. l-e-y-rily in the life of Riley. Over the garden of Chester Ray Riley's California bungalow, darkness has fallen, darkness and silence. In the blackness of the backyard, our hero Riley stands, the solitary figure, alert and watchful, waiting, waiting.
Ah, what's that? Footsteps on the gravel path, and now the fearless Riley girls tense. The footsteps come closer. Closer. Suddenly, Riley leaps forward. I can't get you. You may be bigger than me, but I'll trade you.
Riley, let go of me. She's floating. Oh, it's you. It's a good thing you yelled out when we started to fight. Otherwise, I might have got hurt. It's out of people. And what are you doing out in the garden this time of night?
Psh, peg, not so loud. I'm watching. Watching what? My carrots. For heaven's sake, Riley, why should anybody want to steal your carrots? I think somebody found out that I got a secret fertilizer for making vegetables grow very big.
And they want to steal it. Secret fertilizer? Yeah. You mean that awful mixture you've been mixing out of vitamins and dried fish? Oh, Riley. Oh, right. Go ahead, laugh, laugh, laugh. They laughed at all the great scientists who were trying to benefit mankind.
They laughed at Louis Pasteur when he gave microbes to humanity. Give him the heart. No, no, I'm watching for this carrot crook. And when I catch him, I'm... Look, Peg, the proler. There he is.
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