Riley Thinks Junior Is a Shoplifter

Teal for a beautiful smile, a life of rally for laughs. Teal, T-E-E-L, Teal, the amazing liquid deniferous. That's it. Te-E-E-L. The amazing liquid deniferous brings to the life of Riley, with William Bendix as Riley.

Remember friends for a beautiful smile, the T-E-E-L, Teal, and just the laughs, it's our eye, L-E-Y Riley and the life of Riley. Tester A. Riley is a great warrior, but today for a change he isn't worrying about himself.

He's too busy pacing up and down the living room of his little California bungalow, worrying about the younger generation in general and his 13-year-old son Junior in particular. Paige, it's almost 10 o'clock. Where is Junior so late?

Oh, I think he went to a meet with a new clubby joint. A club? He's got no business joining clubs. What's wrong with it? Oh, a kid can have all kinds of funny ideas, not into his head by a club.

I mean, clubs are a waste of time. Well, you belong to a club. Well, I'm older than juniors. I got more time to waste. I tell you the kids today need watches. Look at this here in the paper.

It says, Bormber's department store is crawling with shoplisters, and they think it's some gang of kids doing it. Oh, that is terrible. Believe me, I'm going to keep an eye on our juniors. I want to know what China hootlin's he's running around with and they better be respectable hootlin.

Oh stop making a mountain out of a mole here. I'd rather make a mountain out of a molehose than have my boy making jute out of a jute mill. How is his schoolwork been lately?