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Roswell's a Guest for Christmas

The Life of Riley · December 24, 1944 · 29 min · 4,419 words

The transcript of “Roswell's a Guest for Christmas”, an episode of The Life of Riley first broadcast December 24, 1944. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Life of Riley plays The Life of Riley free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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He is, folks. During the day, he stars in movies like Wake Island, Guadalcanal Diary, and Lifeboat. But tonight, he's just an old sit-by-the-fire, eagerly waiting for Santa Claus. The first Christmas I remember, I was just a kid back in Brooklyn. Right after dinner, I hid my father's shoes, and at the stroke of midnight, Santa Claus came down to chimney

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Well, you all know the old nursery rhyme towards the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature with stirring, not even a mouse? Well, that doesn't go for the Riley house on this Christmas Eve.

There's plenty stirring there. Things began to pop when Riley arrived home from the Las Angeles Aircraft Plant, where he worked with some news that his wife and daughter found a little upsetting. What? You mean to say you invited that Roswell Stevenson here for Christmas? What's the best you to do a thing like that? Well, the reason is...

Okay, I got the little bit Roswell over in our whole Christmas. The last time he was here, he almost burnt the house down. Well, the reason is... And remember when Roswell hit down the head with a horseshoe? He said it was for good luck.

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