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The Creature

Song · The Jayhawks · October 7, 2026 · 2 min · 265 words

The transcript of “The Creature”, an episode of The Jayhawks first broadcast October 7, 2026. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Night Shift plays The Jayhawks free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Yeah! I remember, there was one dark and dreary night The sky was dark and not a trace of light That's your cut through graveyard didn't feel too good But nothing was gonna happen and they saw it and they think it could Then I heard a noise sound like great big feet Then I thought about the smart slant, great God, human man

Did the creature from the blind look old? No! But did the creature call Frank and Stein? No! Did the call old? Nothing left that was Dead in my tracks Paralyzed and I couldn't Even look back I heard them all And I'd deathly broke I was scared, stiff And all along I strained my eyes into empty space

But then all of a sudden we lie, face to face Hey, stop the monster's move, uh-oh, wrong record, let me out of here Was it the creature from the black logo? Was it the creature called Frank and Stein?

The creature called Wolf Man No creature, it must have been left Deep at me, but before I get hit the ground I was in my house on the other side of town Now I'm in my easy chair and without a doubt He can't get in and I know I'm not going out As I close my story, there's a word for the wine

I shut up through the graveyard is a month to jive Are you the creature from the black local? Are you the creature called Frankenstein? Are you the creature called wolf man? Well then you must be

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