Gets Engaged - Twice

Harold Perry show. Yeah. And now Harold Perry as honest Harold the homemaker. Well, let's look in on the little town of Melrose Springs, home of that popular radio entertainer, Honest Harold the homemaker.

It's morning now we find Harold and his mother at the breakfast table. Harold is a little dreamy thinking of his date last night with the lovely dancing teacher, Theodora. I saw you last night and got that ooh feeling.

Harold. Harold. Yes. What is it mother? You haven't touched your big penis son and I bet I know who you're thinking of. Theodora. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, Harold. I forgot. Oh, yeah, let's see it, mother.

Maybe Theodore sent me a little Billy-do. Hope there aren't any Dewey bills. What? Uh, Skippet Mother was intended for a joke. Oh. Oh, what's this? A letter from Charlieville. Why, it's from my old high school sweetheart, Flora Bell, Breckenridge.

Oh, I remember her. She was awfully sweet on you. Yeah, and she was awfully sweet, too. Let's see what she said. There, Tootsie Roll. That's what you used to call me in home economics. I made a tootsie roll pie once.

Let's see, I heard you sing on your radio program yesterday, and it brought back memories of that night we went on the hayride together. Gosh, I remember that hayride with Florabel. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

What else did she say, Harold? Yeah, let's see. You'd like to see me again after all these years, just sing that song you sang to me on the hayride. For you. That's the first song I learned on my mandolin.

Oh, yes. Gosh, little Flora-belled Breckenridge. We were engaged practically. She wore my gold senior class wringler finger turn green. And just think, mother, she wants to see me again. But Harold, you wouldn't want to see her now.