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The Harold Perry Show. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And now, Harold Perry, as Honest Harold the homemaker. Well, let's look in on the little town of Melrose Springs, home of that popular radio entertainer, Honest Harold.

Although New Year's is long since past, Harold has just made a resolution. He's through with women. You said it. Especially a certain woman. Laura Bell, Breckenridge, that's the one alright, she's fickle. It's morning now, and the new honest herald is just finishing breakfast.

Ugh... Oh, Harold, I'm sure you'll make up with Laura Bell again. No, I won't, Mother. Not after the way she stood me up in the moose room last Saturday night. And went dancing off of that skinny Texan.

Well, I'm sure she didn't mean anything. My mother, we hadn't even finished our dinners. I had to eat both desserts. desserts and I hate peach cobbler. That's too bad. Yes, sir. Flora Bell just have to learn she can't toy with my affections.

She thinks I'm going to be at her beck and call. She's got another thing coming. You're going to miss her house. Flora Bell is such an attractive girl. Well, in a way. She looked so lovely the last time you took her out in her off the shoulder taffeta.

Yeah. And her beautiful blonde hair. Uh-huh. And her big blue eyes. Zief, please, mother. Suppose she phones you, son. What shall I tell you? Phones me? Well, just tell her I'm not in. She thinks I'm gonna jump every time.

Oop. There's a telephone. Excuse me, mother. Oh, it didn't mean to knock the chair over. I'll get it. Ooh! I brought my head. I'll be right back, mother. Hello, Flora Bell. Who's this? A survey? What's my favorite radio program? What do you think? Goodbye.