Circus Day

The Harold Perry Show! Hehehehehehe! And now, Harold Perry, as Honest Harold, the homemaker. Well, let's look in on the little town of Melrose Springs, home of that popular radio entertainer, Honest Harold, the homemaker.

But while we're at it, let's look in on the home of Honest Harold, where he's just coming into breakfast. Good morning, Harold. Sit right down. Breakfast is already. Yeah, and so am I. Leave me to those hot cakes.

I suppose little Marvin's going to be late for breakfast again. Well, I suppose so. I don't know why that boy always has to wait last minute to get up, mother. Every morning comes charging in here like the cannonball express.

Bolts is full down without chewing it. I'd hate to be his esophagus. Oh, well. Oh, well. Here, I'll pour your coffee. Yeah, thank you, my dear. Really ought to talk to the boy, though. There's no reason why he can't get up like everybody else in this house.

Good morning, everybody. Why, good morning, Martin. Marvin. You're up early. What happened? Oh, I just thought I'd get up in plenty of time, so I wouldn't have to rush through my breakfast. What? I wanted to chew my food through.

Huh? And I wouldn't want to be late for school. I wonder if he could be sick. And when I get up early, it gives me time to wash behind my ears. Oh, brother. Now I know you, sick.

And let me feel your forehead, Marvin. Oh, I feel fine. Harold, you're gonna have the morning paper. Let me get it for you. What? You should right there. Be right back. I better feel my forehead.