Marvins Gang

By transcription. The Harold Perry show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And now, Harold Perry as Honest Harold the homemaker. Well, it's a warm, lazy spring day in the little town of Melrose Springs. The kind of a day when everything moves slowly.

And Honest Harold hemp is moving rather slowly himself, as he ambles home from work a little earlier than usual. In fact, several hours earlier. Hmm. Well, there's no use staying down at the radio, staying any longer.

I'm too sleepy to get any work done. Hmm. I can't nap in my office. I keep sliding out of that posture chair. Kind of nice to stretch out on the old horse here so far in the living room.

Mother! I'm home. Mother? Oh, yes, she's downtown. Oh, it'll be nice and quiet and I'll be able to click. Hi, how? Oh, hello Marvin, home from school already. Yeah, we got out early. Our history teacher is a cold in the head.

Oh, that's nice. I mean, that's too bad. You're missing a class like that. Yeah. Yeah, well Marvin, why don't you go outside and play? OK. Yeah, see you later. Uh, little Marvin. Sure glad he came to live with us.

Nice having a boy around the house. Marvin, how many times have I told you not to slap? Uh, hello, horse hair sofa looks mighty comfortable. Oh, just get him. Oh! Why does Marvin have to leave his ruler skates right in the middle of the room?

Oh, I'll just stretch out here. Oh, oh, oh. Oop, better take my hat off. Loosen my vest. Take off my moose button. It's me and the sternum. Oh, ha, ha, ha. It's gonna be nice to take a snooze.