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Mrs ODays Warbleware Party

The Harold Peary Show · January 3, 1951 · 29 min · 3,931 words

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Harry Show! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And now, Harold Perry, as Honest Harold the homemaker. Honest Harold the homemaker has a problem in his own home.

His young cousin Raymond has been living with him for several months now and he is still out of a job. In fact, he has never been in a job. You said it. And so this morning, Judge Hardy, that is Honest Harold, has decided to have a man to man talk with the boy Raymond I think it's about time we had a little chat all right cousin Harold

and would you please put down that saxophone oh sure thank you very much now about your future my boy now here you are 22 years old and you still don't have a profession well I played the saxophone That's not a profession, that's a misfortune.

I'm talking about a regular job. I made $10 playing at the Oaks Christmas dance, and I'm going to play there again next Christmas. Raymond, working once a year isn't much of a job. Well, it's steady.

You're... Look, my boy, there's another reason why you should be thinking of a career. You know you have a girl now. You and little Gloria started going steady. Yeah. Hm. Hm. At some day, maybe you'll want to settle down and get married.

Yeah. Hm. And Raymond, you can't support a wife just playing at the Alks Dance every Christmas. Maybe they'll have a dance on Thanksgiving. Hm. Ah. Ah. Raymond, I'm trying to be serious. Now you listen to me.

Now, after you and Gloria get married, you're going to want to settle down, build a little home. and then you'll have children. One, two, three. I'll see you later, cousin Harold. Raymond, where are you going?

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