Mistaken Valentines

The Harold Perry show. Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah. And now Harold Perry, as Honest Harold, the homemaker. Well, let's look in on the Honest Harold household in the little town of Melrose Springs.

It's early morning now, and we find Harold just coming into breakfast in a cheery Valentine mood. Well, good morning, mother. Good morning, Harold. I want to thank you for that sweet Valentine you left on the waffle iron for me.

Oh, did you like it, Mother? Oh, yes, such a sweet sentiment. Roses are red, violets are blue. I'm a lucky boy. You have a mother like you. Yeah, and I sure am, Mother. Did you make that up your cell, Tarot?

Uh-huh. Guess I'm kind of a poet, Mother. I wrote all my own Valentine's this year. Finished them last night. Oh. Yeah, here's the one I'm going to send to my boss, Stanley Peabody. They low prissy pants pea body sees this.

It's a dressed at deer yogurt face. Listen to this mother. You belong in the kitchen with the muffins in the brand. You've got a shape just like a skillet and old brother what a pan.

Yeah. And I made some nice valentines for old doki-a-ki-acken pea. And for Theodore of course I wrote a real romantic one. Oh yes, I'll bet you two will have a wonderful time at the Valentine costume party tonight.

Yeah, I guess we'll look pretty cute dressed as Romeo in Juliet. Oh, that reminds me. I mustn't forget to dye your tights today. Oh yes, that's right, Mother. Well, better hurry up and get down to the radio station for my morning program.

When are you going to deliver your Valentine's help? Oh, Cousin Raymond promised to deliver him for me if he ever wakes up this morning. Well, I think he stayed up rather late last night, writing a romantic Valentine to his sweetheart, Gloria.