Plan to Rename Boomer Park

The Harold Perry Show. Hehehe, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And now, Harold Perry has Honest Harold the Homemaker. If you lived in Melrose Springs and you turned on your radio at ten o'clock in the morning, you'd hear a program that's very popular with the ladies.

Honest Harold the Homemaker, but not always so popular with Mr. Carothers, the owner of KHJP, and his nephew Stanley Peabody the station manager. It's evening now. Harold is at the radio station preparing his program for the next morning.

With him is his assistant, Little Billy the Ex-Jockey. Well, let's work on the mail now, Little Billy. Here's a lady that wants to know why a winded dresser always turns the price tag so you can't read him.

That's your assignment for tomorrow, Little Billy. Go on down to Hershey's department store and find out. Okay, Hal-Pam. Here's some social items that our regular contributor from Asheville sent us. Oh yes, Aunt Mary, let's see, they're usually pretty good.

Dear Harold, not much to report to you this week, except that we did have a little excitement here a few days back. Amy Sweeter, forgotten left her grandpa on the porch overnight. Listen, this one isn't bad either.

My cousin Joe was 32 this week. We don't know what to do with Joe. He hasn't made that. I've got an idea that'll really pep up your program. Oh, good. What is it, Billy? Why don't you give tips on the horse races?

What? Billy, let's forget the horse races. Who's that? I suppose it's Snoopy Poopy Peabody. Just because he's the manager around here he thinks he can walk. Hello, Harold. Hello, Eddie. Hello, little Billy. Hello. Well, this is quite a surprise. I didn't know you were coming down at the station tonight.