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Student Singer

The Halls of Ivy · 1952 · 24 min · 3,312 words

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Voice of America presents the Hauls of Ivy starring Mr. and Mrs. Ronald Coleman. Good evening, this is Ronald Coleman. And Bonita Coleman. Inviting you to join us again on the campus of Ivy College. How? That's so wrong.

This is in the town of Ivy, USA. Running a college is a serious responsibility. In tailing as it does, the care and metal feeding of some hundreds of future citizens. And therefore a happy and therapeutic event when a president, in this case Dr. William Todd under Hall, Ivy's head man, can come home to his lovely wife, in this case Victoria Hall,

smiling and happy over an amusing incident. As he says, Rosie, it may be that the cares of my office and the familiarity with the usual daily routine make our daughter-musing incidents seem harder and more amusing than they really are.

But this one I think I can stand the acid test of a repetition. Well, come on! Don't you stand giggling to yourself! What did it part? Nuts. Nuts? Mr. Kochenuts? No, no, no. I am not talking about nuts. I said nuts.

A nute is a betreakian, akin to the lizard and the salamander, found along the banks of streams. Excuse me if I don't care to meet any. With me, no nukes is good nukes. Well, I admit they are not to be listed among nature's beauties, but for biologists they hold a tremendous attraction.

Because of their peculiar ability to recreate and regenerate lots of parts of themselves, with legs, tails and so on. Why, they clever little things. Well, what happened about them that amused you so much? Well, I, I met a student.

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