Professor Royce Returns

Shlits, the beer that made Milwaukee famous, presents the halls of Ivy starring Mr. and Mrs. Ronald Coleman. Good evening, this is Ronald Coleman. And Bonita Coleman. Inviting you to join us again on the campus of Ivy College as the guests of our sponsors, the Brewers of Schlits Beer.

The Taste of Schlits. The taste so many people prefer, as made Schlits Beer, first in sales in the USA. If you like good beer, do as millions of people are doing all over the nation.

Ask for Schlitz, the most popular beer in history. Some Ivy. Welcome again to Ivy. Ivy College, that is, in the town of Ivy, USA. At this time of the year, academic responsibilities are pushed around by social obligations.

And while great public issues wait for action, well, met as personal decisions must be made. For instance, what gifts to buy for Antedith in Cousin 10. Dr. William Todd Hunter Hall, President of Ivy, in common with most men, solves such major problems by leaving the Christmas shopping to his wife, Victoria, who at the moment comes in laden with packages.

Shoddy! Help! Oops! Quick! You're coming, darling, coming, good heavens. Where are you? Here I am under Mrs. Merryweather Silver Sour. Oh, here. Then we can't have the key, but I unload me by layers. Now, take off the top one first, but watch it.

That's the Wellman's lazy Susan. I've got it. The Wellman's once? Well, you know it's a Whirly gig for nuts and pickles. I got them in one in chartreuse. Hmm. Whirly gig for Wellman. Nuts and pickles, yes.

Make a nice lyric for a song, don't you think? Let's save our fardines and nickels and biopickle posts and pickles. I'll get my breath. With rough going at the Ivy Department's tour today, I think it's really very intelligent of you to let me do the shopping darling.