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Mrs Whitneys Statue

The Halls of Ivy · 1950 · 29 min · 4,229 words

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The Charles of Slitz Brewing Company of Milwaukee, Wisconsin presents The Halls of Ivy, starring Mr. and Mrs. Ronald Coleman. I was curious. I tasted it. Now I know why Slitz is the largest selling beer in America.

No wonder it's the beer that made Milwaukee famous. If you like good beer, you'll find a taste to be curious and learn about Slitz for yourself. Welcome again to Ivy. Ivy College, that is, in the town of Ivy, USA.

It's an old American custom when an individual achieves preeminence in any particular field to ascribe to him a wisdom and clairvoyance embracing the entire field of human activity. Thus, a millionaire Bobby Finn manufacturer becomes the far beyond Soviet expansion in the Near East, and ranking first baseman is automatically raised at the top level of experts on a grary

an economy. But the perennial target for the opinion-seekers is a college president. Comes the whole day in the editorial room and he's the publisher's personal pigeon. So, at the home of Dr. William Todd Hunter Hall, president of Ivy College and his wife, the former Victoria Cromwell of the London stage, we find a reporter from the Ivy News

of Mr. Crane, whose 34th question is, Do you consider soil erosion a serious threat to our national prosperity, Dr. Hall? I haven't the slightest idea, Mr. Crane. I've read two books which say it is, and one book and three articles which say it is none.

In this matter, you may put me down as a confused neutral. That's about twenty times I've had to put you in the no opinion, Colin Docks. It's refreshing to meet somebody who's too wise to be too smart.

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