Student Thief

The Jaws of Schlitz Brewing Company of Milwaukee, Wisconsin presents the Halls of Ivy, starring Mr. and Mrs. Ronald Coleman. I was curious. I tasted it. Now I know why Schlitz is the beer that made Milwaukee famous.

If you like good beer, you'll find it pays to be curious and learn about Schlitz for yourself. Now the Halls of Ivy. That's a round today. Welcome again to Ivy.

Ivy College that is the town of Ivy, USA. Dr. William Todd Hunter Hall, president of Ivy, has been working in his study all morning. But he leaves it now to join his wife, the former Victoria Cromwell of the English musical comedy stage.

As he enters the living room, Mrs. Hall says, Well, I'm glad you're finished, Tottie. Vicky, I am never finished. And why should you be glad? of the fact that naturally you can't stand being without me for a minute.

You're not going to feel so good when I remind you that today is the faculty at Mrs. Quinn-Canons. Oh, that doesn't disturb me a bit, my dear. A legitimate function of the president's wife. I think it's quite proper that you should attend all faculty teams.

Not me, we. Oh, no, no, no, you don't know. And not only that, but we need a haircut. I'll get one next week, till I learn. Why do you hate to go to the barber?

My dear girl, I do not hate to go to the barber. Well then, why? I do, however, dislike to have the administration of this college subjected to the haphazard analysis and preposterous suggestions of a certain tonsorial artist.

The barber? Doc Fish? The Doc Fish. Fish indeed. He seems to be trying to make up for a million years of silence in the part of his submarine name-sakes. I suppose any barber who's been in the same shop for 30 years has certain rights.