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Ladies and gentlemen, the jaws of Schlitz Brewing Company of Milwaukee, Wisconsin presents the Halls of Ivy starring Mr. and Mrs. Ronald Coleman. I was curious. I tasted it. Now I know why Schlitz is the beer that made Milwaukee famous.

If you like good beer, you'll find it pays to be curious and learn about Schlitz for yourself. Now the halls of Ivy. In all of our That's around us here today. Welcome again to Ivy.

Ivy College, that is, in the town of Ivy, USA. Five people didn't go to bed at all last night here at Ivy. Grogan, the campus policeman who was making his rounds. Two sophomores and a freshman who were investigating certain mathematical phenomena, such as the odds against drawing to an inside straight.

And Dr. William Todd Hunter Hall, the president of Ivy, who's been working at his desk in the study of his home since shortly after dinner yesterday. The chapel bell is striking eight as his wife, the former Victoria Cromwell of the London stage, Anderson says.

Good morning, Dr. Hall. Good morning. And congratulations. You've just set a new record for going without sleep. Any statement for the press champ? Yes, I am glad to bring the cup back to Ivy where it belongs and I am looking forward with great confidence to the international matching Brussels next spring.

Forward, Charlie. How do you feel? I was surprisingly well if the ability to cope with whimsy on an empty stomach is at all indicative. Do I look awful? Interesting, rather. Once we seldom see the chakras complexion.

Bad as that eh? Well it's worth it. When seldom sees an annual report as superb as the one I've just finished writing. Here have a look. Let's see. A state of the college. Or in the vernacular, out of the red and over the hump with ho.