Student Editorial

I was curious. I tasted it. Now I know why. Slits is the beer that made Milwaukee famous. If you like good beer, you'll find it pays to be curious and learn about slits for yourself.

And now the Joseph Schleitz Brewing Company of Milwaukee, Wisconsin presents Mr. and Mrs. Ronald Coleman. That's a long... Welcome again to Ivy.

Ivy College, that is, in the town of Ivy, USA. This falls most people regard a college president when they happen to think of him at all, as a man concerned only with scholarly matters such as a fat endowment or a new football stadium.

This is a profound misconception. In most respects, college presidents have the same interests we do. At this moment, for example, Dr. William Todd Hunter Fall, the president of Ivy, sets But book in hand, seeking the answer to a question millions of thoughtful Americans are asking themselves tonight.

Who done it? Mrs. Hall is going over the household accounts. Tardy, the telephone. Tardy, please ask the telephone. I hear it, Victoria, but I don't see it. You were the one who wanted the extra long extension cord installed.

I know I did. I thought it would be a convenience. I didn't foresee it as an endless series of rucks through the living room. You, erm, you see it anywhere? I see, Mr. D coming from that part of the room.

It's coming from every part of the room. Mr. D, look under the couch. This is one of the most infuriated. Yes, what is it, Penny? The telephone is ringing, sir. Thank you. We are trying to find it.

I found the cord. That's good. Now, follow it to the end. It's all right, Penny. Well, I'm still in Victoria. Wrong end. No, again. This happens every time. I can't. Oh, here it is. I've got it.