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Test Stamps a Swindle (aka-Research Racket, Phony Testing)
The Green Hornet · November 9, 1939 · 31 min · 4,691 words
The transcript of “Test Stamps a Swindle (aka-Research Racket, Phony Testing)”, an episode of The Green Hornet first broadcast November 9, 1939. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Green Hornet plays The Green Hornet free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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He hunts the biggest of all game, public enemies that even the G-men cannot reach. The Green Hornet. This faithful valet Cato, Britt Reid daring young publisher matches wits with the underworld, risking his life at criminals and racketeers within the law,
may feel it's weight by the sting of the Green Hornet. Ride with Britt Reid as he racers toward another thrilling adventurer. The Green Hornet strikes again. Hurry, Theo! Here's where we smash and we switch wagons!
That's some fun, isn't it, Sonic? Feel that cool air. Is it a good make? I've never heard of it. Oh, it's half what the others do. It's good. See what it says on the base?
Okay, by a runner testing laboratory. Okay, come on, Sonic. Don't the bays are popping, turn it off. What's that? Sorry, I'm not going to use a set to be tying a pot. Pulling right along, eh?
Are you like those new tires now? You paid for a little for them here. Are you sure they'll stand up? I got a good bargain. Well these tires were right and they're okayed by the weather testing laboratory.
Center testing laboratory? Well I knew there were lots of new testing laboratories but I never heard of them. Oh they're okay I guess. Hey the wheel feels funny. What's the matter? It feels like a soft tire.
Slow down! Slow down! The tire! Oh no! That's free! Alright Marie, let's dark use the R-new stove. Yes ma'am, but I ain't never heard of this kind of stove before. I yes the gas company man and he ain't never heard of it native.
But you've heard of testing laboratories haven't you? Oh sure, yes ma'am. He tell you the stove is good or not. Yeah, see here on the side of the stove? It says OK by Renard Testing Laboratories.
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