(xxx) Gildy Causes Water Outage

The Great Gilder Sleeves! You look at this time, the National Broadcasting Company brings you an new adventure of the Great Gilder Slee, written by Virginia Saffordlin. Hello, Pee-Pee. Well, Mr. Gilder Sleeves, what can I do for you today?

My, my, is something after you? Pee-Pee-Pee, I just saw June Steadman coming across the street. I don't think she saw me, so I ducked in here. That follows, and she usually does. What's more, she is!

She is! You're my... I was pretty good to say. Hey, it isn't you. I'm Miss segment. Tells her I'm more... Yeah, yeah. I was nice to see you, dude. How are you? Why didn't you wait outside and find out?

I suppose you just didn't see me crossing the street? You're who? Was that pretty girl you? You? Darling, it was indeed I and no others. Yeah, but June. It's all right, doesn't matter. I'm not a wonder.

Mr. P.V., I came in to see if you have a three-cent stamp. I hate to go all the way to the post office. Oh, well, I see. Matter of fact, I haven't any kind of a stamp.

I'm boycotting a post office department. You mean a one-man war? Well, I can hold out just as long as they can. Until they refill my stamp machine, I'm not using any of their products. You're a hard man, Mr. Petey. Well, he's not along for those dogs. He's my guy.

Goodbye, dear. Excuse me. Yeah. Well, good-bye, June. Maybe we can have dinner sometime. Any time's wonderful with me, but I won't hold my breath. Hello there, Charlie. Charlie. Oh, Mr. Anderson. What do you mean?