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Dinner Courtesy of Hercules Kitchenware

The Great Gildersleeve · April 28, 1948 · 29 min · 4,142 words

The transcript of “Dinner Courtesy of Hercules Kitchenware”, an episode of The Great Gildersleeve first broadcast April 28, 1948. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Great Gildersleeve plays The Great Gildersleeve free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The craft foods company presents Harold Perry as the great Gilderslee The great Gilderslee is brought to you by the craft foods company makers of parquet margarine Every day millions of women all over America serve parquet margarine because it tastes so good P-A-R-K-A, Y-P-R-K, Marjor and made by craft.

Well, it's one of those balmies, starlet spring evenings in Sommerfield. The kind of knife that's just made for sitting out in the pork swing, serenading your best girl. And that's just what the great gilders leave is doing.

Honeymoon. Keep a shining in jewel. Your still-bree beans will bring loud greens Those dreams will be cuddling soon By the silvery moon. Oh, did you like it? Oh, yes. And where did you ever learn to strum the ukulele like that?

Oh, back in college. In my senior year I was president of the Ukele Club. Really? Well, you certainly can play by your regular Yasha hyphens. Yeah, well, I wouldn't go that far. A lot of ye!

Oh, this is nice! Yes, it is, that line. Eh, mind if I move a little closer? Well... Wait till I get my ukulele out of the way. Oh, look at that! There. Oh, I can...

Yes. Do you know what the day after tomorrow is? Sure, Saturday. No, I don't mean that, silly. What special about it? Well, it's the day they collect the cans. Brockwood, don't you remember? Sad it is our second anniversary.

Second anniversary? Of course. We've known each other two months. Oh, uh... And you didn't even remember. I did too. In fact, I was planning a little celebration. You weren't quite. Well, how about coming over to my house for dinner?

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