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Easter Sunrise Service

The Great Gildersleeve · April 1, 1953 · 28 min · 4,003 words

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Well in the town of Summerfield, it's the day before Easter and the Great Gildersleeves family is making elaborate preparations for the occasion. Marjorie has selected the new Easter outfit, Leroy has a new suit, and they've resolved to do something different this year, attend the Easter Sunrise Service.

Of course, the great gilder sleeve hasn't heard about these early morning plans. It's something I've always wanted to do, Lee Roy. Yeah, it'll be keen. Boy, I can't wait to get up at four o'clock in the morning.

Let's go talk to Auntie. Auntie! Hey, how are ya? In the damn children. Are we interrupting anything? No, not at all. Just flancing through the paper. Looking for an Easter gift for Grace and Leela.

Oh? Yeah, I guess I could get them some of these two pound charts of Easter eggs. They're not too expensive. Well, if you want to be cheap, why don't you get them an Easter rabbit and let him lay the eggs?

Please. Leroy, I'm not trying to be cheap. I'm just trying to hold down expenses. Easter's beginning to cost as much as Christmas. Speaking of Christmas, do you know what I want next time? Leroy, please.

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