Wedding Day

The Craft Foods Company, makers of craft quality foods, presents Harold Perry as the great Dilder sleeve! The center of attraction, at most any well turned out meal, is often the salad.

Cool and crisp, it's a perfect invitation to sit down and eat. But the story doesn't end there. For the trick of making salads that taste even better than they look is an easy one to learn.

Just serve them with the one and only Miracle Whip. Miracle Whip, you know, is made by a secret craft recipe that gives it a famous and irresistible flavor, not too sharp, not too bland, but just exactly right.

Yes, salads are something special when they're made with Miracle Whip salad dressing. So satin smooth, so delicious, there's no wonder it's the most popular salad dressing ever created. Well, it's May 10th in Summerfield. Why on May 10th should the birds be singing so sweetly?

Why should the sun be shining so brightly? Why should the set of orange blossoms fill the air? Why, it's Marjory's wedding day and the great gilder sleeve is facing it with stoical calm. Well, I did a beautiful job tying this ascot tie.

Some men about to give a bride away would be nervous, but not me. I wonder why my collar keeps sticking up on one side. We got the collar button. Here it is on the dresser.

Slippery. Oyster shell. Come here button. Under the dresser. Mooji! Birdie's taking my hair, Enki. One of you come and retrieve my collar button. Alright, Enki. Where did it go? It popped under the dresser, Birdie.

I'd stoop over for it, but I don't want to break my starched front. Yes. Well, let's burn the stoop over. Stoop is good for Birdie. for birdie. Make you look nice and trim when you stand up and sing the solo at the wedding birdie.