House Guest - Judge Hooker

The Craft Foods Company, makers of Craft Quality Foods, presents Harold Perry as the Great Gilder Sleeves! Again this week, Bertie and I want to tell you about Gildies Blade, the wonderful night spatula now being offered as the premium bargain of the year by Parquet Margarine.

You'll hear from Bertie in our next announcement, so have paper and pencil ready for big news from P-A-R-K-A-Y, Parquet Margarine, made by Craft. Now let's see what's going on in Summerfield. After a hard day at the Water Departland, there's nothing the great gilder sleeve enjoys more than relaxing in a barber chair.

Hmm... Give me a nice, close-shame, Floyd. Okay, Commissioner. Say, uh, you had knocked off a little early today, didn't you? Early? Hey, you're getting rid of your five o'clock shot at four thirty. Well, I simply have things well organized at the office, Lloyd.

When I stop work, the water doesn't stop running. That's efficiency. Yeah. Yes, it is. He, uh, getting pretty up for the Jolly Boy tonight, Commissioner. Not exactly, Lloyd. In fact, I may be a little late for the meeting.

Huh? Why? I promise Miss Milford, I drive her home from the hospital. She gets off work at eight o'clock. Oh, eight o'clock, huh? Let's see, it's ten minutes from the hospital to your little nurse's house.

Then you have to walk her up on the porch and take a knife. Yeah. We'll expect you about 11.30. It doesn't take me that long to say good night. I guess not. You did say you was a patient though, didn't you?

All right, boy. Take your time, Commish. The judge is going to be late, too. Oh, what's keeping Horace? He's having his house exterminated. exterminated. Yeah, seems he's got ants in his kitchen. The judge has ants? Yeah, and silverfish in his closet. Oh, poor old horse. Last year was aphids in his rose trellis and now it's silverfish in his closet. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he's getting rid