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Dinner for Bronco's Folks

The Great Gildersleeve · January 25, 1950 · 29 min · 3,949 words

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The Kraft Foods Company, makers of Kraft Quality Foods, presents Harold Perry as the great Gilder Sleeve. The Orte Taste Buds sometimes go to sleep. Do you get that hunger for something that's just a little tastier and more exciting?

Then try sharpening up your menu with Pabsteth, the pasteurized processed cheese food that has that real cheddar flavor. You can get golden or pimento Pabsteth in a round, handy-sized package. And once you've tried Pabstet, you'll want to buy the economical two pound loaf.

Remember, it's the pasteurized processed cheese food with that real cheddar flavor. Get Pabstet for delicately different cheddar goodness. Now let's see what's going on in Summerfield. A couple of weeks ago, the great gilder sleeve was introduced to his niece Margery's future in-laws, Mr. and Mrs. Thompson.

It wasn't exactly love at first sight. Ah, that Mrs. Thompson. I never trust a woman who wears glasses on a chain. Lights on in the living room. Marjorie must have company. Probably Bronco Thompson. I'll be glad when they get married.

I can have the living room back again. Of course I'll have Bronco's mother too. Can't win. Hey, Uncle Leroy. Leroy, what are you doing hiding out here in the bushes? I'm making money. Ronco gave me a quarter to stay out of the living room.

They're talking in there. Oh? You can see them through the porch railing. I don't want to look Leroy. Where can you see them? Right here, this shouldn't buy the fire. What do I do is talk, talk, talk.

What do I talk about? Never mind. If you're bicycle off the front wall, can put it in the garage. Okay. Get on, Uncle. I'll push you down the driveway. No, thank you. I'll carry in the garbage can.

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