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The Great Gildersleeve · October 7, 1953 · 29 min · 3,898 words

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Listen for complete details in a few minutes. He halts on the porch to inhale the whiny October air. Where's Leerai?

He's out kicking the football. Yeah, I don't blame you. Nothing like October. Any may I? Yes, yes, yes, a few bills. Yeah, I don't know what's so good about October. That's when the September school bills come.

Yes, when the leaves start falling, that's when the bang balance starts falling too. Get some checks. Let's see what we have here. Hogan Brothers, Georgia takes a lot to live. I'm right here, Bertie.

You like to come back later? Come in. I'm surprised you aren't out kicking the football with Leroy. I got mad at me and told me to go home. Now I came to his home. Busy and my dad.

You make yourself a home. OK. I'll go in with you. He is hard to get rid of. Then I'm just going over my bill. What's the bill this month? That's what my father always says.

He paid this one. Always says. Hogan Brothers $45. Great guns. My father says worse than that. And this sort of thing keeps up, I'll be bankrupt. Why don't you start cutting your own hair? My father got so many, started cutting mine.

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