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Low Water Pressure

The Great Gildersleeve · October 24, 1943 · 29 min · 4,656 words

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Craft presents The Great Gilder's League! Craft Cheese Company will also bring you a big Crosby every Thursday night, present each week at this time Harold Perry is The Great Gilder's League, written by John Wheaton and Sam Moore.

We'll air from The Great Gilder's League in just a moment. These next few days, many of you will be making plans for weekend Halloween parties. And if you're planning to serve sandwiches, or perhaps swaffles, muffins, or piping up biscuits, Here's a way to really please your guests.

Serve your baking treats with delicious parquet margarine. Spread your sandwiches with this quality margarine made by craft. Parquet has a pleasing aroma and a delicate flavor that is sure to delight your most critical guest.

In fact, parquet is winning new friends everywhere for the delicious flavor it adds to other fine foods. Parquet not only tastes good, it's nutraciously good for you. contains vitamin A, and each pound of parquet provides 9,000 units of important vitamin A for good nutrition.

Besides, parquet is an excellent energy food. This grand tasting nutritious bread for America's bread requires only four ration points of pound. So, delight your guests at Halloween, please your family every day with delicious nourishing parquet.

That's P-A-R-K-A-Y. Parquet margarine made by crab. Now, on the summer field in the Great Gilder's League. It's been a long day. Things were busy at the water department, but it's over now, and the commissioner homeward plodds his weary way.

As he comes up the front walk, dusk is falling and the windows are aglow, stepping over an upturned rake and kicking aside Leroy's roller skates. He enters the house and pauses to survey a pretty picture of contentment.

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