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Marjorie Craves Sauerkraut

The Great Gildersleeve · January 3, 1951 · 29 min · 3,939 words

The transcript of “Marjorie Craves Sauerkraut”, an episode of The Great Gildersleeve first broadcast January 3, 1951. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Great Gildersleeve plays The Great Gildersleeve free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The Craft Foods Company presents Willard Waterman as the Great Gilder Sleeve. The Great Gilder Sleeve is brought to you each week at this time by the Craft Foods Company. Makers of the wonderful new Craft Deluxe Slices.

Now you can enjoy the most delicious, pasteurized process cheese you ever tasted. And you can enjoy it in perfect slices. That's right. Every neat half pound package of craft deluxe slices holds eight sandwich-sized slices of this delicious processed cheese.

Slices you can depend on to be in perfect condition. None with dried edges or broken pieces, but really perfect slices, because they're wrapped right in the spick and span craft plant, protected all the way to your kitchen.

Tomorrow, look in your grocer's dairy case for those neat packages of extra delicious processed cheese, craft deluxe slices. Now let's see what's doing in Summerfield. The great Gildesley worked later than usual at the water department today, and it's well into the winter evening as he turns the corner heading for home.

Window lights glisten on the new snow, and our water commission is hard as warm with thoughts of home and fire-side. Yes sir. This will be a fine night to gather the little family around the fireplace and pop some corn.

Make up a vegetable as is candy. Hey! Well Leroy. Yeah alright, climb on. I guess I can be a horse for half a block. Okay I'm on. Here we go. Like a horse? Huh? Put the rope in your mouth.

Boy let's just go along this way. Okay uh. Leroy. It's pretty late for you to be out playing. How does it happen to you not in the house? Oh, old Marge is on the war path.

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