Stupid Potato

Transcripts › The Great Gildersleeve

Driver's License Test

The Great Gildersleeve · September 17, 1952 · 29 min · 4,390 words

The transcript of “Driver's License Test”, an episode of The Great Gildersleeve first broadcast September 17, 1952. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Great Gildersleeve plays The Great Gildersleeve free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

Machine transcript (may contain errors).

Transcript

The craft foods company presents Willard Waterman as the great Gildeslee! The great Gildeslee is brought to you partially transcribed by the craft foods company. Craft makers of the one and only Miracle Whip salad dressing.

We say one and only because there just isn't any other salad dressing like Miracle Whip. Miracle Whip is different and it tastes different. Miracle Whip tastes so good it's become the most popular salad dressing ever created.

More miracle whip is sold in the next 20 leading brands of salad dressing combined. Try it. Make your salads better tasting with the one and only miracle whip. When the average boy makes up his mind he wants something, he could be quite a pest around the house.

When the great Gilda sleeves nephew Leroy wants something, he's not only a pest around the house, but he follows his uncle wherever he goes. Where's on he was upstairs prepping prepping Then he went skipping across the street to call on Miss Windsor Yeah, I guess I'll follow him over there. Let me write this winter just got back from a sum of vacation

You all go got to catch up on these court. Okay. I'll just sit in the parlor with him and let him court Anyway, why don't you bring bags over here and play records of something and let her mother and mr.

Gil sleep have a poll over there Hate to do it, Donk, but I got a pestering what you after now boy Well guys, all summer, I've been promising to help me get a permit to drive a car.

And here's school starting and I don't have it yet. Well maybe you think you're not quite ready for that. A lot of sensible kids my age have drivers permits. How about you drive a car when you're with somebody else?

Read the full transcript with Potato Plus

99 more paragraphs, about 28 more minutes of the episode. Potato Plus is every episode on demand from any moment, every transcript in full and unlimited transcript search, for $5 a month.

Potato Plus opens soon: join the list

All The Great Gildersleeve transcripts · Search every transcript · The archive