Visit by Aunt Hattie

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For instance, a water commissioner is coming home this afternoon with a replacement of his favorite recording. Seems Leroy accidentally sapped from the last day. Right, George, I can't be without a record of Indian low-call.

I'm calling you. Eh, I'm probably going to get home. The record player may be broken. Since San Vidal, note that he was. Eh, I see he left his books and lunch bill right in the middle of the floor.

Where is he? He came in the house, went through the refrigerator, and out the back door. He's off playing ball somewhere. Oh my goodness. I'll pick up his books and lunch pick. No, no, no, Bertie. He'll do that.

He will? You all insist on it. Half the time this place looks like a shambles. Well, we got a young fat clone running through here every day. Hi, Aunt Leeroy, don't slam the door. Hee. I want to talk to you.