Acting Police Commissioner

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across the water commissioner's desk. Outside the birds are singing the grass is sending tender shoots to the soil and it's the kind of day when the average man has spring fever and Being a big man, the great gilder sleeve naturally has a little more than average.

Mmm! Mr. Gilder's name? Huh? No, no, Bessie. While you're resting, you might bring me the morning paper. Oh, I thought you'd read it. I did, Bessie, but I want to put it under my feet.

The mayor always gets upset when he sees scratches on top of my desk. Would you mind waiting one second? I'm reading about the whistling bandit. Whistling bandit? They saved most dangerous criminals since Delinger. He struck again, Mr. Gail to sleep. You robbed the post office in Dexter.

Dexter? Say, he's getting pretty close. And how did they know it was the whistling bandit? Well, as he left with the money, the watchmen heard him whistling, pennies from heaven. That's his theme song. Theme song? Oh my goodness.

What a bandit won't do these days for publicity. My boyfriend says that the police still catch him soon. He's going to have that song back on the hit parade. Yeah. Well, if I ever ran into him, he changes too.