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A Better Man Than Bullard

The Great Gildersleeve · November 8, 1950 · 29 min · 4,068 words

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The Craft Foods Company presents Willard Waterman as the Great Gilder's Leave. The Great Gilder's Leave is brought to you each Wednesday by the Craft Foods Company. Craft, you know, are the makers of the wonderful new Craft Looks slices, that extra mellow tasting pasteurized processed cheese in perfect slices.

I wonder if you've seen them in your grocery's dairy case. Those neat, really neat square packages of Craft Looks slices. They're so neat you'd never guess everyone holds eight big slices of extra delicious processed cheese.

Eight perfect slices, no slivers or broken pieces that are cut, wrapped and sealed for you by craft. So look for them when you shop the five delicious kinds of craft-delook slices. Well, it's a brisk fall morning in Summerfield.

The maples are turning red and gold and there's a fine lift in the air. Makes a man feel like being up and doing. The great gilder sleeve is up and what's he doing? Well, he's coming out to get the morning paper Say what a day sunshine blue sky George of the day like this a man can't go wrong

You judge hooker out pretty early aren't you Horace? Yes? I'm taking a walk getting some ozone in Matizone Yeah. Yeah, it's very good, John. How do you like my autumn neck tie, Gilda? You, brother. A purple tie.

What's that on a judge? A green duck? That's a chartreuse goose. Oh, my goodness. Who won a combination? An old goat with a chartreuse goose. Yeah. Hey. Good morning, Leroy. Look at the new footballer and brought me.

King, huh? Oh, that's a crackerjack. Yeah. Yeah. I've got it for me. Yeah, what a five-little boy. We're gonna work out some tricky plays and stuff, aren't we, young? Sure. Now, how nice it is to see you and Little Leroy growing closer together.

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