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Taking Bessie to the Dance

The Great Gildersleeve · December 9, 1953 · 29 min · 4,002 words

The transcript of “Taking Bessie to the Dance”, an episode of The Great Gildersleeve first broadcast December 9, 1953. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Great Gildersleeve plays The Great Gildersleeve free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Fielders' sleeve is very full right now. All day he is busy at the office and his evenings are taken up with the social obligations of a popular bachelor. He was never one to burn the midnight oil as a school boy, but he's burning a lot now with the school principal.

That's me. Just think Irene. You were in town two weeks before I even met you. Now I see you two or three times a week. You think we should cut it down, Zrok Morton? No, neat.

In fact, I'd like to make up for the two weeks I missed. I don't want you to get bored with me. Yeah, that would never happen. Right, George. There's nothing I enjoy so much is what I have right here.

Thank you. You cozy room, soft lights, a beautiful girl. girl and a game of Scrabble. Soft lights and a fire, there's nothing like Scrabble. Oh, there's nothing like Scrabble with soft lights and a fire.

Yeah, I mean, you know, I didn't mean it that way. It just boils down to the fact that I enjoyed being with you. Shall we play another game? Excuse me, Trav Morton. You bet. Who could be foaming at this hour?

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