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Circus Comes To Summerfield

The Great Gildersleeve · April 13, 1949 · 29 min · 3,970 words

The transcript of “Circus Comes To Summerfield”, an episode of The Great Gildersleeve first broadcast April 13, 1949. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Great Gildersleeve plays The Great Gildersleeve free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The craft food company presents Harold Perry as the Great Gilder Sleeves. The Great Gilder Sleeves is brought to you by the craft food company makers of Par-K Margarine. Millions of women all over America serve Par-K because it tastes so good.

And now in many states you can buy this delicious Par-K Margarine in yellow quarter pound sticks. Yes, the theme spread that tastes so good now comes in handy quarter pound sticks already colored a rich golden yellow and ready to serve.

That's Par-K, P-A-R-K-A-Y, Par-K Marguer and made by Craft. Well, guess what, the circus is coming to Summerfield. It'll be a great day for the kid. And guess what, Big Kid is running home with six tickets clutched in his chubby little fifth.

Yee, yee, and yokely. Yep, the great Gilder's lead. And this is how we got him. Good afternoon, my friend. Are you the City Water Commissioner? That's right. Rockmorton Piggos' lead. Well, my name is Captain Blackie Spots.

Minor Joruck, sampled by the giant antique circuit. Well, glad to meet you, Captain Sparks. Always happy to see the circus come to time. Well, I'm happy to be here. Mr. Commissioner, we'd like you to help us get water out to the circus grounds at Sherman Field.

Well, I guess we can run a pipe out there. Ha ha, good, good. I like a man who can make a fast decision. Boom, boom, boom. Well, I guess it'll take quite a lot of water for all those wild animals.

How many of you got the circus? Well, Sampled Brother Chai Gantic Circus has a gigantic financially, including 10 gigantic elephants. 50 genuine Arabian ponies, one two-ton hippopotamus. Oh, have a camel? No thanks, and don't smoke.

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