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Leroy's Holiday Job

The Great Gildersleeve · December 1, 1948 · 29 min · 4,516 words

The transcript of “Leroy's Holiday Job”, an episode of The Great Gildersleeve first broadcast December 1, 1948. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Great Gildersleeve plays The Great Gildersleeve free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The Craft Foods Company presents Harold Perry as the Great Gilder's League. The Great Gilder's League is brought to you by the Craft Foods Company makers of Parquet Margarind.

Millions of women all over America serve Parquet because it tastes so good. Why Parquet tastes like it should cost twice as much. To market, to market, to get some parquet Home again, home again, try it today You'll like it, you'll love it like millions who say Their favorite margarine is P-A-R-K-A-Y Parquet margarine

Made by Kraft Mmm Mmm Mmm It's one of those grey chill December days in Summerfield The kind of a day when it's nice to stay in And bask in the warmth and comfort of home And that's where we find the great gilder sleeve this Saturday morning, contentedly toasting himself before a warm fire in the living room.

Eh, guess I'm about done on this side. Heh heh heh. I'll turn around. Mmm. This is nice. I think I didn't have to go to work this morning. Why did I have to be a water commissioner?

Just a slave to the public. Oh, you silly amister killed, please? Yes, Bertie. Aren't you going to work this morning? Yes, I'm going. I don't have to be there at the crack of dawn, you know.

No, sir. Did you know it's 10 o'clock, Mr. Gillsley? Yes, Bertie. I can see the clock. Yes, sir. 10 o'clock, feel late to be going to work. Ha ha ha. Bertie, you just run the house and let the commissioner run the water department.

Okay, commissioner. But this house would show me a mess if I didn't start to work at 10 o'clock. Guess I should get started. Well, a few more minutes won't hurt. Oh, hello, Enki. Oh, hello, Marzie.

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