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Back Yard Camping

The Great Gildersleeve · July 16, 1952 · 29 min · 4,066 words

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Miracle Whip. Well right now everybody is pretty vacation minded around the great Gilda sleeves house. Marjorie and Bronco have already been away for a week but today Marjorie came down from the mountains to pick up provisions and take Bertie back with her for a week's day. Yes, sir.

Bertie's gone on vacation. Well, you deserve it, Bertie. Thank you, Miss Gilsey. Oh, you'll enjoy the mountains, Bertie. Oh, I know I will, Miss Margie. Bertie loves a tall timber. That's where she's hidden. A tall timber.

Don't come back with any tall fish stories, Bertie. Oh, no, sir. Bertie's just gone lounge by the lake. And when Bertie gets in that tall timber, she goes stick herself with a pine needle to see she's dreaming.

Well, there's no tree. No sir, but when I get in that tall gym, I'm gonna make sure I'm gonna stick myself with a pine needle to see if I'm dreaming. Alright, buddy. Let's still see when I get in that tall gym. You know what, buddy? It's gonna do it!

Yes, buddy. That's right, K-birdie's really excited about it, yeah. Yeah, I hope she slows down before she gets to the lake. She might run right off the pier. Well, I better check my list to see if I have all the provisions we'll need.

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