Throwing Snowballs

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Well, it's been snowing all afternoon in Summerfield, and the town is white from garden to rooftop. In the great guilty sleep, he's plowing his way home through the frosty evening. Boop, watch it, ice. It's a pretty scene, the glow of lighted shop windows of the new fallen snow.

But wait a minute, what are those shadowy little figures doing on that vacant lot? Ooh, they're making snowballs. Uh oh, they've spotted the water commissioner. Look out! Who threw that? Oop, you're right in the... Hey, cut it out!

See you darn kids, down my neck to run for guilless leave head for boys' bar shop. You're right past my year. You're up. You're hot. You made it. Gone funded kids. Well, look what blew in, the old snowman.

Hi, commission. Hello, Floyd. What happened? Them kids out there get the range on you? Darn little limbs. They hit me with everything but they're goloshes. Well, let's face it. You ain't a bad target. Ha ha ha ha.

No, in my years. You've done my collard. They've been pasting everybody. I've had people running in here all afternoon. Floyd, why don't you do something about it? Why should I? It's the best day I've had since the day of the big rain.