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Dinner with Kathryn

The Great Gildersleeve · January 18, 1950 · 29 min · 4,119 words

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The Craft Foods Company, makers of craft quality foods, presents Harold Perry as the Great Gilder Sleeve. The Great Gilder Sleeve is brought to you by the Craft Foods Company, makers of the famous cheese food, Belvita.

Everybody goes for Belvita's rich yet mild cheddar cheese flavor, in snacks, in sandwiches, and in hot dishes. And Belvita, you know, helps apply important food values from milk, and is as digestible as milk itself.

That's why smart homemakers keep Velveeta on hand regularly to spread our slice and to melt for grand economical hot dishes. Tomorrow, get Velveeta, the cheese food of craft quality. Well, this evening, the great gilder sleeve has a date with his pretty nurse, Katie Milfred.

It isn't often that the busy water commissioner finds time for romance, but when he does, he wants to be romantic. Catherine, you're beautiful this evening. Oh, the track, Morgan. Yes you are. You're lovely. For that peach complexion, the natural red hair.

What new perfume is that in your hair? It makes me dizzy. Must be ether. I was in the operating room all afternoon. Yes, ether. Well, Catherine, I feel great tonight, just like a 16-year-old coat.

Let's go dancing. Let's rock more. Look it out of the summer field grill and dance to Irving Hofstadter and his EPCATs. You'd like that, wouldn't you? Soft lights and sweet music. Oh, Throckmorton the dance floor is so crowded you can hardly move.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't you worry, I'll protect you, Catherine. I have one arm around you and one arm running into ferrets. I really don't think we should. There are so many colds around. She would think of that.

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