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Engagement

The Great Gildersleeve · November 3, 1948 · 29 min · 3,704 words

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The craft foods company presents Harold Perry as the great Gilder sleeve The great Gilder sleeve is brought to you by the craft foods company makers of parquet margarine millions of women all over America serve parquet because it tastes so good Why parquet tastes like it should cost twice as much Today you like it, you love it like millions who say, don't favor it, larger and new.

P-A-R-K-A-Y, Harkay, Marjor and Made by Craft. A week ago something very important happened in the life of the great Gilder's League. He became engaged to his charming next door neighbor, Miss Adeline Fairchild. Let's go back to the morning after Adeline Shiley accepted his proposal.

The happy bridegroom to be is just arising from his couch. Engaged? See? Well, I did it for the baby's sake. I can't adopt her unless I get married. Didn't have to rush into it though.

Suppose the parents come back and take the baby away. There I'd be married for life. That's a long time. See, nobody knows about it yet. We could keep our engagement secret a while. that the parents should come back.

Hee hee hee hee hee. Yes, slide, you'll just leave. Where's my other shoe? Oh, yeah! Oh, good morning, Adeline. Mine certainly came over early, lover boy. Yeah, lover boy. Just couldn't wait to see your little bride to be, could you?

No, I couldn't. You're sweet. Well, bride to be, I mean, Adeline. I've been thinking so about why they awake all last night making plans for our marriage Oh, I can just see our cute little towels hanging on the rack together What's the matter you look pale pale nothing just haven't had my orange juice yet

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