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Bullard's Boat Date

The Great Gildersleeve · May 16, 1951 · 29 min · 4,117 words

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The Craft Foods Company presents Welled Waterman as the Great Gildest Leave. The Great Gildest Leave is brought to you by the Craft Foods Company. In just a moment the latest adventure of the Great Gildest Leave.

But first a word about another kind of adventure. An adventure in flavor. For right now at your grocers there's a wonderful new salad oil for use in your homemade dressings, your cooking, your baking. your baking. It's craft salad oil, the first salad oil ever offered for your home use by the makers of all those wonderful craft prepared dressings. Now craft salad oil is more than

just a new oil. It's a new kind of oil, lighter bodied oil to mix quickly and perfectly with all other ingredients. That's because it's not just refined, it's super-fined by a special process created by craft. Yes, super-fined to put new magic into the salad dressings you make yourself. Into those wonderful chiffon cakes you pride yourself on. Into every home

recipe that calls for liquid shortening. Don't wait to get acquainted with craft salad oil. Look for the bottle with the beautiful label tomorrow at your grocers. Get craft salad oil. On these fine spring mornings, when the great gilder sleeve has nothing much to do, he likes to go out and putter around the yard. He contemplates the flowers, admires the butterflies,

respects the blooms on his apple tree and marvels at the green green grass. Yeah, by G.R.S. the place looks great. And about once a year he takes a look behind the garage. You, my goodness. Place looks terrible. How does Trisha accumulate?

Leroy! Leroy! Yeah, keep breaking Leroy. Everything we don't want gets tossed behind the garage. Tower paper, cardboard boxes, All shoes and shingles. What's under there Leroy? Is that my hot water bottle? Yeah, but it's with you sat on.

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