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Gildy Produces a Play

The Great Gildersleeve · June 14, 1942 · 29 min · 3,715 words

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Graph presents The Great Gilder Sleeze! The craft cheese company who also bring you Bingeralls the every Thursday night present each week at this time Harrell Perry is The Great Gilder Sleeze, written by Leonard Elevez!

We'll hear from The Great Gilder Sleeze in just a moment. But first, since all of you homemakers are extra busy, these days, with your victory gardens, first aid classes, and so on, I want to tell you about the speedy way to make a favorite American main dish. With a thrifty product called craft dinner, you can make delicious

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time emergencies at your house with Kraft Dinner's grand macaroni and cheese. Did you ever lend an organization your living room for a meeting and then find that you weren't invited to attend? Well, that's what's happening to Throckmorton P. Gilderslave.

The Summerfield Little Theater Group is meeting to discuss plans for their summer barn season and the great Gilderslave is off in the hall complaining to Bertie the Cook, who had nothing to do with the matter.

It isn't as if they were anybody important Bertie. After all, they're just gonna put on a couple of stale dramas and somebody's barn. But what's that? They're giving the plays in a barn, Mr. Guillsey.

Bertie, did you ever smell one of their plays? Oh, I guess they're all through. Well, good morning. It's all arranged. We're going to have our summer theatre and this is Guernsey Stable. Oh, well, but really, Mrs. Guernsey, don't you think this is the wrong time to go out of the livery stable business?

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