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Marjorie's Wedding Gown

The Great Gildersleeve · April 19, 1950 · 29 min · 4,171 words

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The Craft Foods Company, makers of craft quality foods, presents Harold Perry as the Great Dilder's Leaf! The Great Dilder's Leaf is brought to you by the Craft Foods Company.

Makers of the wonderful new Craft Deluxe Slices everybody is talking about. Have you discovered this marvelous new way to buy cheese and slices at your food store? Craft Deluxe Slices are different from any slice cheese you've ever had in your life before.

perfect slices cut wrapped and sealed by craft. A little later on I'll tell you all about the amazing new craft Deluxe Slices. Well three weeks from the day the great gildish leaves niece Marjorie is to be married and things are beginning to move at a fast temple around the water conditioners house.

by George I love a wedding yes Bernie am I home nobody I'm still at the office well you here Mr. Gilsey are you spoofing me yeah yeah what is it Bernie the wedding invitations just came oh they did yes they are all-in great well good and And here's the bill.

Let's see. Oop. It must be engraved in solid gold. Yes, sir. Well, let's open them up, eh? Hey, where's that guy bring on? At Marjorie's wedding invitations, Leroy. Yeah, let me see him. Who may I are there?

Well, we ordered about 200. Yes, sir. Everybody in some of you want to see Ms. Marjorie married. 200? Gosh, I'll have to put bleachers on the church. Well, everyone we send invitations to it and supposed to attend the wedding, Leroy, that just supposed to send presents.

Mr. Gills, please go get his money back somehow. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! That's right, Bernie. Let me see what the invitation says. Don't handle him, Leroy. We don't want strawberry jam all over him. Okay. Mmm. Feel that in gravy.

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