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Gildy's Garden

The Great Gildersleeve · March 19, 1952 · 29 min · 4,138 words

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Long about this time every year, there are certain harbingers of spring. The merry chatter of birds and the trees, the crack of a bat on horse-eyed, and people coming out of their houses to dig in the yard.

The great gilder sleeve hasn't started digging yet, but he's out in the yard. Right, George Leroy, it's a great day. Yeah. Nice and balmy. Look at neighbor Bullard across the street. Happy as a bird dog digging in his yard.

What's he doing? He's gardening, my boy. Turning the soil, planting the seed, working with his hands. Let's sit down here in the porch. Ew. Ew. Makes you tired just watching them, huh? Ha ha ha.

Not at all. I'm just interested. That sort of thing intrigues me. You're a Bullard baby, an unpleasant neighbor at times, but anybody who loves flowers the way he does can't be all bad. His yard sure makes ours look sick.

Well, he seems to find plenty of time to take her with it. Nothing like a man getting out of the office and working around the yard the early. Makes him forget his cares. How do you know you've never tried it?

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