Gildy Goes on a Diet

The Craft Foods Company presents Willard Waterman as the Great Gildest Leave. The Great Gildest Leave is brought to you, transcribed by the Craft Foods Company. Craft makers of the one and only Miracle Whip salad dressing.

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More miracle whip is sold in the next 20 leading brands of salad dressing combined. Try it. Make your salads better tasting with the one and only miracle whip. Well, this morning the great gild asleep took his little nephew Leroy down to Hulkin Brothers department store to buy him a soup.

And while he was there he bought one for himself too. Did he have a draft? Not the water commissioner. He's wearing it home. And it's quite a soup. You bet. The latest thing, Dil Pickle Green.

A side of the street. What for, my boy? There's not so many people over there. Were you in that suit walking in this crowd as dangerous for a little kid? I get to look at you and walk right over me.

Well, Leroy, let's not be jealous. You have a fine suit too. Holy cow, on that color. Dil Pickle Green. You can wear that to a masquerade party. Masquerade? Sure. Put on a mustard shirt You can go as a hamburger.

That'll do, Leroy. You're just a little boy, and you don't know anything about fashion. This color is so good, it hasn't even been in the magazines yet. Hey, I'll help again some popcorn and go a little movie.