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Auto Accident with Judge Hooker

The Great Gildersleeve · April 11, 1943 · 29 min · 5,116 words

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Craft presents The Great Gilder Sleeves! Hahahaha! The Craft Cheese Company will also bring you Bing Crosby every Thursday night, present each week at this time Harold Perry as The Great Gilder Sleeve, written by John Wheaton and Sam Moore.

We'll hear from The Great Gilder Sleeves in just a moment. But first with food shoppers everywhere, thinking in terms of ration stamps, as well as money, let me suggest a way to economize with full.

Yes, and supply meal time variety that will really make your family sit up and take notice. Here's the secret. The next time you plan a shopping trip include on your list, Pabstette, a delicious nourishing cheese food.

For just three red ration points and, surprisingly, a few pennies, you buy a generous package of cheese goodness that's a real help in preparing wartime meals. The tantalizing cheddar cheese flavor of Pabstette is grand with economical rice or macaroni dishes, and Pabstette toasts and slices to perfection.

Or you can melt it to a smooth golden cheese sauce that does wonders with leftovers of meat or fish or vegetables. Pabsthat is a fine source of important milk nutrients too. Milk protein, milk minerals, food energy, vitamin A, and vitamin G that's also called riboflavin.

So, remember the name Pabsthat, the economical red stamp value. In the diary of Brock Martin P. Gildersleeve, a monumental work, as yet unpublished, we We find in the Spenserian hand of the great man himself this entry.

Dear diary, today I made a vow. I'll never speak to Judge Horace Hooker again. As long as I live I'll never speak to him. Even if he comes crawling to me on his hands and knees I'll never speak to him.

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