Bad Report Card - No Camp

The craft food scuffity presents Willard Waterman as the great Gilder sleeve. The great Gilder sleeve is brought to you partially transcribed by the craft food scuffity. Have you heard the big news from salad dressing headquarters?

It's craft salad oil, a special kind of salad oil that makes it easy for anyone to mix perfect French dressings at home. Craft salad oil is super fine. That means it has a lighter body, exactly right, for blending better with other ingredients.

A little later, I'm going to tell you about some wonderful French dressing recipes you can get with craft salad oil. So keep listening. Well, it looks like the great Gilda Sleeves nephew Leroy is going to campus summer.

What a lucky fellow. A whole month of swimming in a lake, hiking through the woods, singing songs around the campfire to top off the day this evening liroi is getting together all the necessary powerful nation what is it liroi now come in a minute oh come in my book up to what you're paying your monthly bills

that's all right one time when i don't mind being interrupted what's on your mind uh... you're going to use your canoe paddle with someone i hadn't planned to you don't have to have a canoe that goes with it Well, I used to have a canoe and a guitar that went with it.

Yeah, where are they? There's a long story, my boy. The young lady I was entertaining at the time didn't know much about paddling a canoe. I tipped over, huh? Yep. The guitar I sank, the young lady waited home, and all I've got left is a paddle.