Leroy Behaving Too Well

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It's a hot summer afternoon. The great gilder sleeve is heading home, puffing along in his shirt sleeves, carrying his coat, and on the back of his head. For the day, I bet you could fry eggs in the pavement.

pavement. It's frying my feet. I think I'll step into Floyd's barbershop and cool off for a minute. When a while those kids are peeking at me around the corner. Oh, bean shooters. Watch it kids. Don't bite those things at me. Look out. Don't shoot. If I can just get into Floyd's. Oh, I'll correct it.

Darn kids. You made it. Darn kids are ought to be a law. Well, look what's going on the heat wave. Hi, commie. My glad you got your shop open again, Floyd. I was nearly ambushed.

What happened? Them kids out there get the range on you? Darn little imps peppered me with beans. So let's face it. You ain't a bad target. Beans in my ears. Down my car. They've been pasting everybody. I've had people running in here all afternoon.