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Two Dates for Mayor's Valentine Party

The Great Gildersleeve · February 11, 1953 · 29 min · 4,317 words

The transcript of “Two Dates for Mayor's Valentine Party”, an episode of The Great Gildersleeve first broadcast February 11, 1953. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Great Gildersleeve plays The Great Gildersleeve free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Hey, why did you want me down here at the office this afternoon? You knew there was a lot to be done. The mayor said he'd be in before closing time and we want to be on the ball.

I don't get it. It looks good to have a relative working in the office who isn't on the payroll. Gosh, I could be out playing basketball. You can do this for your old uncle. The mayor likes to see a busy office.

What do I do? You can stuff the water bills in the envelopes and like the stamps before dinner Leer I use a sponge okay, I have to write type a letter to our dog Yes, you name that dog. I'm writing them all I don't even know who to send it to If you have anything to tell the dog phoning

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